A girl from Port Glasgow; a shit hole between a shit hole called Paisley and another shit hole called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
by Snapper October 8, 2004