A girl from Port Glasgow; a
called Paisley and another
called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
A white person
Very pale white people's feet look blue when the veins are visible.
Man I ain't f*cking with a bluefoot
, they ain't got no
So this Chave comes up to me acting all
so I say "
you, you Furberry wearing
"! He's like "What? it ain't
so I'm like yes it is, the check's don't line up properly", next this all his other Chav homeboys start circling him pulling at his snide gear!
A chick that only appears around summer time and get's
by everyone before disappearing for the winter. (There's one in every hood)
Yo, I saw Summer Slam the other day, I had to pull over & get some, she was looking
my cousin saw me dropping her off & offered to take her home, I guess he
One egotistical muthufucker.
Man, Quentin Tarentino thinks he's the greatest guy in the world just because he directed 4 abve average movies.
desciption of outstanding helmut
Martha is a wonderful lass...she gives tenacious helmut
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