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A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.
Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!

Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.
by CPalilnuem January 25, 2012

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