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Pornographic Memory 

The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
See: Moneyshot
Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.

Pornographic Memory 

The ability to remember any movie, book or event perfectly, but with more sex.
To many, her pornographic memory seemed like a gift but recollections of family reunions were quite awkward and traumatic.
Pornographic Memory by evtron April 18, 2011

Pornographic memory 

I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".
Of course I will remember, I have a pornographic memory!

phonographic memory 

someone who remembers everything they hear
Timmy: Wait, what was that anchorman quote again?

Jonny: "Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good."

Timmy: Wow! How did you remember that whole thing?

Jonny: Oh you know...I guess i have a phonographic memory.
phonographic memory by Monstarrrrr December 5, 2010

Pornagraphic Memory 

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.
Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.
Pornagraphic Memory by Mocoholi August 14, 2010

Phonographic Memory 

A person blessed with a Phonographic Memory has the ability to instantly recall and name the origin of sounds, chords, bass lines, drum fills, and guitar licks from the records he/she/they heard in their youth. Everybody recognizes the opening licks of "Satisfaction", but a person with Phonographic Memory "...can name that song in one note."

It is not the hearing of a train whistle and being reminded of the long summer evenings in Iowa. It is not recognizing a song being played faintly in the background of a Budweiser commercial. It is directly related to the graphic recording ( the LP or 45 rpm record, quite likely ) of those particular notes, and a instantaneous and pinpoint recognition of the song. Phonographic Memory (PM) is like muscle memory, as it is developed by repetition.
We gotta get Carlos on our team for this Trivia competition. The dude knows every song ever recorded! All he needs to hear is one note, and he can name it. He has Phonographic Memory!