Porky is a piggy god used in another world. Scientist have discovered how to listen to other planets.
Porky, our ruler we worship you like the ultimate god in the galaxy.
by December 13, 2021
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Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.
Porky? More like made of pork
by PizzaHutDelivery March 3, 2022
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So you want to destroy the whole earth for some reason, ain't you, porky?
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when you’re sitting on the toilet and the shit feels so good coming out of your ass that you cum without having to ejaculate
“hey mike yesterday i had a gnarley porky on the throne yesterday, felt so fucking amazing
by assholeeater069 January 28, 2022
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Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort
Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..
by KImCobain June 6, 2016
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