Porkdagger 

Slang terminology for a Small, tiny, unnoticeable, and or hilariously petite dong.

Eugene and Matthew play mideaval battles and duel horizontally with their porkdaggers.

Porkdagger by bigdonghealy June 2, 2011

poondagger 

Noun. An insult used to refer to someone who tries too hard in order to compensate for something lacking (i.e. trying to be cool; i.e. Carson Daly). It is often associated with a decreased mental capacity. One of the most vicious insults that can be bestowed upon a fellow human being.

Carson Daly, Tom Cruise, and Colin Farrell are some of the biggest poondaggers in Hollywood.

poondagger by Ernie768 July 24, 2006

Pork Dagger 

penis, dick, cock, ye-ye, manly hood

get yo pork dagger outta yo hand before lafonda see what you be up to

Pork Dagger by Robert Solo February 23, 2011