Porch Llama

Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.

The porch llamas down that road creep me out.

by ericandrea December 20, 2010

Porch Llama

One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness

Oh man, she is such a porch llama.

by Ese Hernandez January 29, 2008