when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.
i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.
by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012
Get the Porcelain Pastrymug.