Friend: Dude where have you been?
Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.
Friend: A what?
Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.
Friend: A what?
Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
by MirrorsGrin February 23, 2012