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Pope Slap 

Noun:
A blow or smack to a person's face using one's scrotum/testicles.

Verb:
To smack a person in their face with the scrotum/testicles.
Yo, I pope slapped that nerd to kingdom come!
Pope Slap by Uncle_Dad August 14, 2011

Slap the Pope 

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.
1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope
Slap the Pope by rfleurent February 16, 2008

Pope-slapped 

To have your energetic or determined plans or ambitions, emphatically shut down by another.
He was hoping to kiss his Tinder date after taking her to dinner, but was "Pope-slapped" instead
Pope-slapped by SirAlfius January 22, 2020

slapping the Pope 

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.
The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

popeslap 

1. A sudden understanding by a member of the Catholic Church about the inherent nature of consent

2. When Popes attack, slapping the hands of unruly Christians who are outta line
1. ‘Cardinal George Pell went to jail for paedophilia and Tony Abbott looked popeslapped’

2. ‘He popeslapped that woman in the crowd like she was a red headed stepchild’
popeslap by FranktheAssistanceDog January 1, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026