Pootie Parper Share definition Flag A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave. Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left! Pootie Parper by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Pootie Parper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch