poo tea

when you don't flush the loo after pooing and the floating poo brews a lovely brown tea with the loo water.

Gasp! I forgot to flush the bog but oo what a bonus I've brewed some lovely poo tea! anyone for a cuppa..what about you, Vicar?

by Turniphead May 15, 2006

poo tea

"Poo tea" is a type of tea designed to help with bowel movements, similar to a laxative.

Honey, can you please pass me some poo tea, I think I'm a bit clogged up today.

by greenpenis August 12, 2010