The act of besting someone in a competition of wit and/or skill; especially acts relating to sex and board games
I pooted on your mother last night after a nice seafood dinner, and I'm never going to call her again
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.
"Did she just poot?"
"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"