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pooting (poo-t-ing) verb The act of besting someone in a competition of wit and/or skill; especially acts relating to sex and board games I'm totally pooting all over your face right now.
I pooted on your mother last night after a nice seafood dinner, and I'm never going to call her again |
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Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting) Excuse me, I just pooted.
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A fancy Person's Fart (british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.
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Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn". Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR" Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting" Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch** |
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a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make. My butt went poot!
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1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart. 3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie) 4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions. "Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"
"Did she just poot?" "Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!" "Poot!" |
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A fart that a girl would make, usually has a cute sound. Girl: *poot*
Boy: Did you just poot? Girl: ya Boy: Unbelievable! that was pretty cute tho.. |
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An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum. After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.
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