Pooss 

The act of pooping and pissing simultaneously.

After hours of holding it in at a party I couldn't take it any longer, I went to the restroom and began poossing.

I was so drunk I poossed my pants!

Is there a bathroom? I need to pooss.

Pooss by Cli_torres February 3, 2010

Pooss 

When someone need a piss and a poo at the same time.

Be right back guys I’m just going for a pooss.

Pooss by I need a pooss February 9, 2021

poonspeeding 

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

poonspeeding by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

Poolside 

To dive into an investment with money you cannot afford to lose without thinking it through.

The market is broken so I will poolside $10,000 on pretty ponies. When lambo?

Poolside by VEVEVERSE January 10, 2022

Poobsh 

A person who gets great pleasure in delivering a silent fart

Whilst travelling in the escalator I could smell something horrible - it has to be a 'Poobsh'

Poobsh by Bimblam December 29, 2007

pools closed 

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

pools closed by Teqonix September 7, 2008

Poohsticks 

a game in which two or more participants each drop a stick simultaneously into a running body of water on the upsteam side of a bridge; the winner is the person who's stick first appears on the other side (or alternately, crosses the pre-established finish line first). The game was first documented in 'The House at Pooh Corner' by A. A. Milne.

For Spencer's birthday, we're going to find a bridge and play Poohsticks!

Poohsticks by HappyBdaySpencer June 6, 2010