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Poosplotion

When someone takes a massive dump and poo goes everywhere
Dude i sharted in that outhouse and made a narly poosplotion
Poosplotion by Tristan Blackwood September 25, 2005
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poopsplosion

When poop explodes from your ass like a nuke on Hiroshima.
1. "Dude, did you just nuke that bathroom?!"
"Yep. I made a poopsplosion."

2. "If we don't pull over to the nearest rest stop in the next two minutes.. Oh god.. I'm gonna have the poopsplosion of the century. Jesus, I'm sorry for eating all them bean burritos last night.."
poopsplosion by TehPotatoism January 8, 2007

poopsplosion

When your kid has a diaper malfunction!
Oh, crap, gotta go, Conor is having a poopsplosion.

Oh snap, it spread to the inside of the baby carrier. Great, it is on my shirt. Awesome... it smells.

pooplosion

When you are sweating to go to the bathroom, and you have a bad case of the explosive diaherra. You accidentally explode from the rectal area on your sprint to the lavatory.
There was a pooplosion today, and they had to close school due to the feces all over the walls.
pooplosion by cammiewammie September 21, 2006

poosplosion 

when your holding in a poo for soo long and it just lets go all at once and theres poo everywhere
or when you let your poo go as your running thus going everywhere
holy crap that poosplosion was soo bigg it went into the next stall
poosplosion by scruffemsthehobo October 5, 2007

Poofsplosion

the act of Claudio Sanchez's unruly hair poofing up to five hundred times its size. Originally created by 'skibalovesyou' on Livejournal and used to describe the amount of poofing gone on in a Poof-Off.
"POOFSPLOSION!"
"Ahh! He's sucking Frankie into his fro!"
Poofsplosion by AlleyCee July 27, 2005

phosplosion 

The mess that happens in the toilet after eating a hot bowl of Pho.
Hey Adam come take a look at this phosplosion I just dropped in stall 4!
phosplosion by EADINC April 13, 2017
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