When your man toys are old and broken with expired warranties and your broke ass has no money; your shit is now under "poorranty".
Lyle: Dude, Is that the old VCR your grandmother gave you when we were in the sixth grade?

Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"
by dirtybharry September 14, 2009
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