Poorranty 

When your man toys are old and broken with expired warranties and your broke ass has no money; your shit is now under "poorranty".

Lyle: Dude, Is that the old VCR your grandmother gave you when we were in the sixth grade?

Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"

Poorranty by dirtybharry September 14, 2009

poormanteau 

A portmanteau of "poor man" and "portmanteau". Signifies a word that is a feeble attempt at creating a portmanteau or a feeble attempt at slang in general. It arises most often when someone consciously tries to come up with a slang word or phrase.

The linguistics professor knew much about language, but the slang he came up with was riddled with poormanteaus.

"Poormanteau" is clearly a poormanteau, and perhaps the only meta-poormanteau.

poormanteau by _________________ September 30, 2006

PooGranny 

The "poonanny" of a granny

Aye grandma have you seen the gynecologist for your PooGranny yet?

PooGranny by Gary balls December 29, 2014

Poorantined 

When you can't leave the house because you are so broke.

Rachel: Hey, wanna go out tonight?
Jessica: Sorry, I can't leave the house.
Rachel: Why? We don't have to worry about the 'rona anymore. The whole quarantine thing is over.
Jessica: Yeah, I know, but I' m broke. Th
is stupid inflation has me poorantined.

Poorantined by serpdude April 12, 2022