poopsturbate

The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.

I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.

by Chuck Wagon October 22, 2007

poopsturbate

Killing two birds with one stone

Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope

by papa moyer February 11, 2011

Poopsturbation

The act of grabbing a crock of shit and using it as lubricant while polishing the rusty handle (aka jacking off). Not for the faint hearted. Widely practiced in Germany.

Jacking off old school is nice and all, but poopsturbation gets me off in seconds!

by ein Kackspieler November 4, 2010

poopsturbating

the act of masturbating on the toilet....

"it's a race for the bathroom every morning, i know my room mate is in the poopsturbating"

by orenbombs May 1, 2012

poopsturbating

The action of pooping and masturbating at the same time

Last night I heard Mr. Winkles poopsturbating in the bathroom

Andy loves poopsturbating

Majority of guys have been poopsturbating

by RandomPPL50534 January 30, 2014