The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.
"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"
by Mad Brahmin Disease April 26, 2006
When you have a strong urge to poop and the opportunity to do your business immediately.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.
I was cleaning the kitchen, got a strong urge to go and didn't want to hold it and miss my poopertunity.
by Oops I lost it again January 16, 2019
1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.
2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.
From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.
2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.
From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.
by LEEEO May 13, 2011
The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.
When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.
by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008
by Oldschooljoey June 22, 2012
When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.
by North Beach J June 28, 2010
The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.
by Snigel December 10, 2016