Poopchucks

The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.

Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.

by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008

poopchuck

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011