Poopchucks

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The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.

Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.

Poopchucks by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008

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poopchuck

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

poopchuck by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011

Poopfuckshit

A bunch of unwanted things, or an expression of distress. Can be abbreviated as PFS.

1. I'm so upset, I've had to deal with this poopfuckshit all day.
2. Bob: Hey Rick, you're car's on fire.
Rick: poopfuckshit!!

Poopfuckshit by llamallamayomama November 29, 2011

Poopchuckle

The act of putting a tube in your rectum and putting the other end in someone else's and taking a diarrhea dump while both giggling hysterically as the poop is being transferred from ones anus to another.

"Hey Mr. Simms tonight you and I are gonna poopchuckle."

Poopchuckle by Greg Simms February 14, 2017

poopchunky

somebody who drives you nuts. Somebody who you think is annoying.

Jennie is being soo poochunky!! Why does she have to bother me.

poopchunky by Sarah January 1, 2005

poopchutes and bladders

Loosely based on the hit boardgame Chutes and Ladders. The object of this new board game from Porker Brothers is to land on as many spaces on the board that display a pile of steamy poo as possible in 15 moves. The winner of the game then gets to empty his/her bladder onto his unworthy opponents.

You better hope I dont win in our game of Poopchutes and Bladders tonight cuz Ive been drinking orange juice all day and havent pissed once!!

poopchutes and bladders by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

poopchunk

any person who is being a real piece of shit at any given time

Billy was being a real poopchunk today during lunch.

poopchunk by im in the band..... May 8, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026