(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."
by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018
Get the phantom poopmug. When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.
Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."
Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."
Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."
Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."
Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."
by Boozle December 15, 2008
Get the Phantom Poopmug. A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.
I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!
by TeamTrox March 18, 2006
Get the phantom poopmug. When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time
by WhatAreEggs May 28, 2018
Get the Phantom Poopmug. "Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013
Get the phantom poopingmug. by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021
Get the Phantom Poopmug. A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩.
OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again...
by The Real Queen Elsa May 22, 2016
Get the Poop Phantommug.