a phantom duker is someone who participates in the pastime of phantom duking, which is the act of doing the #2 in a public place or near people.
Bob is the phantom duker.
A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:
1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop Phantom
1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.
I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!
a phantom duke is done by a person called a phantom duker, the act of phantom duking is when a person excrets in a well populated or traveld area with no sign of them doing it, you can also use it as a threat or for money
i phantom duked the town hall steps then phantom duked on the car and almost got caught
A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.
His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.
Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?
Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?
Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.
Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
The Phantom Dumptaker is an elusive being that leaves its dump in the bathroom stall without flushing. The Phantom Dumptaker may leave his/her mark on public or private toilets with little or no consequence. Unfortunately funding for the war against the Phantom Dumptaker's terror is being used for the war on regular, non-Dumptaking terror.
Gerald: *Opens Stall* AVAST! I have fallen victim to the Phantom Dumptaker's Phantom Dumptakery!
Jeane: *Runs out of bathroom crying* OMFG some one left a disfigured baby in the toilet!!
Lisa: What Color was it ?!?
Jeane: *Sniff Sniff* Greenish Brown
Lisa: You have been hoodwinked by the Phantom Dumptaker!!!!!