|1.||Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal|
A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.