A poop so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out of your butt.
OH MAN I JUST HAD A POOP BABY! I think I'll name it George.
by Poopmama February 16, 2009
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The result of semen leaking from the penis during anal sex into the vagina and impregnating the woman. The resulting child is thus, a poop baby.
I always wondered why Davis was so weird...until I found out he was a poop baby.
by Mary Shelley April 4, 2007
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An alternate name for a retarded person. This is insinuating that the man or woman is retarded because he/she came out of his or her mother's asshole when they were born.
Jon was in all sped classes and he ate his own sperm so we locked him in a cage and called him a poop baby.
by KBB123 May 3, 2007
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A kid named Aj that was born out of his or her moms ass
David- yo Aj your a poop baby
Aj- Fuck me
by David Star May 26, 2020
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This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.
"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"
by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017
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Noun : The substance that a hideously large number of Catholic clergy must wipe off their genitals prior to blessing the holy water.popefilthyVaticanholy water
Good afternoon, Father. Do you smell baby poop?
by ~GAWD~ September 26, 2010
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Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
by Telephony September 27, 2013
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