Poonsmith
Someone who is highly adept in acquiring poon, in the way a blacksmith is to metalwork. Can be used as a Noun or verb
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poopsmithery by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004
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poopsmith
n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery
poopsmith by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004
Goonsmith
The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.
Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith
Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006
the poopsmith
the poopsmith by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003
porksmith
An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.
Literally "A smith of porkings"
Literally "A smith of porkings"
You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!
porksmith by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005
poonsmash
An EPIC act of poonslap in which the poonslapper finds no obstacles or failure in the act of poonslapping.