Poonix 

A word MacOS Classic, and Windows NT/9x users call the UNIX operating system when they want to show their hate for it. These people often have little knowledge of UNIX. The ones who know a little more also mock the Bourne Again Shell (BASH) by calling it the "B**** Again He*l."

Hey, did you hear about Bob? He ditched Windows NT for Poonix.

Why did f***ing Apple change from their Proprietary System in MacOS Classic to Mac OS X's d*** Poonix?

Poonix by NT-UNIX November 18, 2010

Poonis Woonis

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...

MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!

Poonis Woonis by TheWenisManWithALargePenis June 30, 2011

Poonis 

Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

Carl got a poonis last night

Poonis by Bobthediscoverer December 5, 2019

pooniverous 

A person who just can't get enuff poon and gotta keep eating it like meat

Michael is one pooniverous bastard

pooniverous by Golden handed pimp May 21, 2003

Poonis 

Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis

Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

Poonis by Pean nut sack January 26, 2022

poonitis 

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

Hairy Poonie Waggler 

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

Hairy Poonie Waggler by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011