Pooned

Getting beaten at something very badly

I got pooned by him in that race

by Bonez666 September 1, 2008

pooned

being owned by a noob

"AW DUDE THAT KID JUST POONED U"
"he was using a noob combo"

by i make words August 27, 2007

poon

noun (pronounced "pooh-n); 1) A woman's vagina

2) Short for "punnany" (Poon - ann - ee)

"I am gonna get mad poon tonight."

by D-Shizzle January 22, 2006

Poon

(noun)

1. A stupid person

2. A non-mainstream version of goofball or goof

Person 1: I just tripped up the stairs!

Person 2: You're such a poon

by nottoday123 April 12, 2012

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 17, 2005

poon

pussy; abbreviated version of the word "punani."

"Pop the poon for a goon."

by Madame Poon September 26, 2012

poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!

john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009