pool dick

when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at

female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."

by triangle offense November 17, 2011

pool dick

Having penetrative intercourse with a phallus (biological or otherwise) in a swimming pool -- i.e. dick you get in a pool.

Damn, that pool dick felt so big with all of that water up in there!

by Max DC May 26, 2008

Pool dick

The act of having sexual intercourse when having the penis soaked in pool water and therefore could lead to its chemicals causing various irritations and/or infections.

My friend fucked a random bitch raw with pool dick. He a nasty mf

by Yuhpa April 18, 2022

Pool dick

Popping a bonner in the pool.

Can't get out right now babe, I have pool dick.

by Zippy69 June 7, 2015

Pool Dick

When a guy steps out of the pool and his swimming trunks outline his penis and/or balls.

When Manny got out of the pool all of the girls laughed at his mean Pool Dick

by Dickless Joe & the Dildo Gang June 22, 2012

Pool Dick

When you stick your dick in a pool jet which is temporarily shut off.

I got a massive boner when I had that intense pool dick session

by TheJAnk January 1, 2011

Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.

"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."

by "The" Ben L. June 27, 2017