2 definitions by "The" Ben L.

Mexican DSL

Very Slow Internet. Usually seen in F2P multiplayer games.

"Of course the guy that keeps lagging out is speaking spanish"
"Yeah man, must have Mexican DSL."

by "The" Ben L. January 3, 2018

Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.

"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."

by "The" Ben L. June 27, 2017