Something you get after visiting India
Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.
Severe diarrhoea.
Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.
Severe diarrhoea.
"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."
"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."
"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."
by Happy Squirrel 24 November 16, 2017
A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.
Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.
Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.
Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?
Daughter: Front to back!
Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?
Daughter: Front to back!
Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?
by pooch763 September 26, 2009
After excreting, a girl then proceeds to wipe her dirty anus, however instead of going from front to back, she goes from back to front. The Poo then gets over her vagina (Sheila) giving her a Pooey Sheila.
I went down on this girl the other day and she was so dirty, she must wiped from back to front giving her a Pooey Sheila
by James Bath123 May 13, 2010
The sexual act, when the male inserts his penis in a female's rectum, then penetrating deep enough to get excrement on the tip of his penis, After, pulling out of the rectum and sticking the penis into a female's vagina, therefore making the vagina a "Pooey Cunt"
by JustBeenBustedForTrespassing August 8, 2011
The awful smell that lingers on any objects but especially your hand and or fingers if you accidently come into contact with poopie poo, and will not come off no matter how much you scrub and wash with soap and water! The poo molecules embed themselves into pores of your skin and under your finger nails. The smell will only reduce slightly after several thorough washes and will only dissapear completely after several days to a week depending on the severity of the infestation.
The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey.
A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me:
"I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey.
A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me:
"I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
1. The poor chap on holiday in Vancouver unknowingly sat on the fold down seats in the front outhouse section of the poop poo train. Now all his clothes and hands have an aweful disgusting pooey smell.
2. He fingered his twink without wearing gloves. While his twink had an awesome time, he was left with pooey smelling fingers!
3. After pulling back up his pants and trousers, washing his hands and leaving the loo, he got into bed for a nice kip. He scratched his itchy nose with his hand and the disgusting pooey smell hit him like a ton of bricks and eventually realised that some poopie poo molecules must have liquified, leaked out, covered a large surface area of his behind and dried. He took a few sheets from the loo roll and wiped as far out as the areas close to the hips, where it is normally not necessary to wipe, and to his horror, the paper showed hints of brown with the exact same pooey smell!
4. The customer checked out of the hotel immediately disgusted with the thought of the previous guest having wiped or dried between the cracks without having cleansed that part properly, and the hotel's failure to swap out the pooey smelling bath towels.
5. Sometimes a light pooey smell can mimick the smell of Cheezies, certain cheeses, and even certain types of South Asian Cuisine, such as a Chinese dish called 'Gai-Lan with Oyster Sauce' (a type of veg) popular in Hong Kong and Guang Dong!
2. He fingered his twink without wearing gloves. While his twink had an awesome time, he was left with pooey smelling fingers!
3. After pulling back up his pants and trousers, washing his hands and leaving the loo, he got into bed for a nice kip. He scratched his itchy nose with his hand and the disgusting pooey smell hit him like a ton of bricks and eventually realised that some poopie poo molecules must have liquified, leaked out, covered a large surface area of his behind and dried. He took a few sheets from the loo roll and wiped as far out as the areas close to the hips, where it is normally not necessary to wipe, and to his horror, the paper showed hints of brown with the exact same pooey smell!
4. The customer checked out of the hotel immediately disgusted with the thought of the previous guest having wiped or dried between the cracks without having cleansed that part properly, and the hotel's failure to swap out the pooey smelling bath towels.
5. Sometimes a light pooey smell can mimick the smell of Cheezies, certain cheeses, and even certain types of South Asian Cuisine, such as a Chinese dish called 'Gai-Lan with Oyster Sauce' (a type of veg) popular in Hong Kong and Guang Dong!
by nimbys_suck December 9, 2021
I ate too much curry last night and did a pooey magoo
A spider landed on me and scared the crap out of me... I pooed my pants so much I did a pooey Magoo
A spider landed on me and scared the crap out of me... I pooed my pants so much I did a pooey Magoo
by Ryanokarnts January 20, 2022
someone who is a bit of a downer and has trouble controlling their anger issues. They are usually short to medium height.
Todd: That guys being really rude and he seems very upset. Maybe because of his shortness.
Mary: yea hes a real mr pooey
Mary: yea hes a real mr pooey
by Hannah<33 December 21, 2010