Poodleflopper 

A poodleflopper is a mentally deranged man who roams the steets kicking ugly dogs. If he finds a nice dog he will urinate on it and cut off its limbs with a chip fork. They are usually located in the backalleys of Watford, and they pounce like trapdoor spiders, viciously mutilating dogs and sometimes dwarves.

"OH GOD THERE'S A POODLEFLOPPER! RUN!"
"I'm a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode."

Poodleflopper by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008

poodlepopper 

Someone who enjoys banging poodles.

I don't like Jim too much. I hear he's a poodlepopper.

poodlepopper by Deuchebagge March 25, 2009