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Poodlebur 

A hairy animal that listens to metal music and has a passion for wild red-haired panaburs. They are nearly extinct, with the only one known to be living in lanham, md. They love chemistry and the color yellow. Also, if you play the song stand by me or show them clever cartoons of rubiks cubes, they will get very sentimental. They have incredible jumping skills and originate from india/delaware.
Look, there is the last wild poodlebur! Dont scare it away!
Poodlebur by Panabur February 7, 2010
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PoodleCorp 

Another band of DDoS hackers that think they're cool and edgy by taking down various gaming networks.
Jack: Hey James, the Overwatch servers are down.
James: What do you know, it's PoodleCorp
Jack: Just another group of stupid DDoS kiddies.
PoodleCorp by Mr. Smeef August 8, 2016

Doodleburger 

A superior Australian Youtuber that is famous for his Alf Stewart overdubs, such as "Alf hates gay kunts", "Alf Stewart at the Logies", "Alf Stewart Slippery Gypsy" and more. Also has a picture of Josef Fritzl wearing a WORLD'S GREATEST DAD shirt on his profile.
Doodleburger is one fair dinkum Aussie legend!

pendlebury 

noun: a mythical creature similar to a kraken. Known to attach itself to passing vessels and to then drag them into the abyss.

verb: to demoralize subordinates
Jim: How is your case going?

Mike: It was going great until I got pendlebury'd.
pendlebury by the hills have eyes September 7, 2016

poodlepumper 

A person who enjoys have sex with dogs, specifically poodles (both toy poodles and otherwise).
Bob is pretty fucked up, I think he is a poodlepumper.
poodlepumper by AlexD January 28, 2005

Poodlears 

n. (poodle-ears) (all one syllable)
To grow out one’s sideburns to the extent that they hang off your face like the ears of a poodle
Dude 1: "Man! yo' burns be hanging like them poodle's ears."

Dude 2: "that why them be called poodlears!"

Dude 1: "Hot damn!"
Poodlears by Marshall and Michael February 17, 2008

Poodleball 

When a older, successful man seeks out a significantly younger, promiscuous man or woman by purchasing them alcohol and getting in good with their friends. Generally, the younger party is under the influence of alcohol, sometimes at the hands of the aforementioned gentleman. Sometimes this also involves Lexus Gallivanting. See also Beefcake or Trixie.
"Courtney totally got poodleballed by some 42 year-old dude at Boom...and went Lexus Gallivanting."

"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."
Poodleball by What the Fuck? July 3, 2006