Poocture

Derives from words Poo and Picture; When one takes a dump and while floating around in the toilet it resembles some sort of object or symbol and usually brings pride.

Singer from Journey - "Come look at this poocture, it looks like a happy face!"
Santa Claus - "Wow that is amazing, you should be proud"
Singer from Journey - "I always feel happy after making a sweet poocture!"

Poocture by Keerooooooonf June 10, 2009

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pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

pooture by gregben June 19, 2021

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Poocture • Pocture • Poopture • pooture

Pocture

A girl wants to send pussy pics but sends pictures of actual cats instead

I think I just got poctured.

Pocture by Bullier November 5, 2018

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Poopture

A picture of poop

I’m totally not going to send you a poopture

Poopture by anonymous August 1, 2021

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Pocture

A big amount of pictures.

I took a lot of poctures yesterday

Pocture by Yourmomishot<3 April 13, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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