pooch

a phat ass, or being sexually attracted to only big. fucking. ass’s.

wow look at the pooch over there, i’m bout to get some of that tonight

by Slutbutt443 May 26, 2020

Pooch

A word created by Aria to show how cute someone or something is

Brad: That chick is so bad
Dave: Damn right, she is a pooch!

by sksksk12547 November 22, 2022

Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Blake just pooched charlie

by Dr Ernest Mudbone September 1, 2015

pooch

someone or something cute whom you may love

hand me my doochi woochie loochie pooch

by logpeen July 27, 2023

Pooch

This word can replace any adjective. It can be used for positive or negative.

She's such a pooch!
Wow! That was poochy!
Ugh pooch.

by Snorty orty August 2, 2021

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015