Poo-off 

Found in office bathrooms, it's when at least two cubicles are occupied- but no one wants to shit first. The stalemate is only broken when a diversion noise has been created, eg. a hand drier or another toilet flushing.

GUY 1: Man, you missed the meeting!

GUY 2: Sorry, I was in the middle of a Poo-off.

Poo-off by northern Queensland September 25, 2008

chop off poo 

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.

chop off poo by Earl G. October 25, 2004

office poo 

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

office poo by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022

Out of office Poo 

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

Out of office Poo by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023