Poo Tanker 

When a guy is getting a girl in the ass while also giving her a swirly in a toilet in which he just took a shit.

She loved that corn she was swallowing last night when I was giving her the poo tanker.

Poo Tanker by The Wood25 December 19, 2010

Poo-talker 

Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.

My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...

Poo-talker by Mrs G-unit May 28, 2018

poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

poontanker by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003

poontankerous 

A feeling of frustration commonly found in people who have been deprived of sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

"Mark had not had sex since breaking up with his girlfriend over a month ago and was beginning to feel poontankerous."

poontankerous by Alison Marks September 27, 2008