Pontiac Racing

Jordan's car. Jordan often wonders why his car is broken.

WHY TEH FKUC ISTN MY CAR WORKGIN AGIAN!!!!!!!!111 IS TI BEAUCSE I E_BrEKA IT TO MCUH?/////////

by JordanDiginZ0rz October 4, 2003

Pontiac

A once popular American car brand owned and manufactured by General Motors. It has since become defunct.

I wish Pontiac never went out of business. They made really cool looking cars.

My mom once had a 1990 Pontiac Grand Am and it lasted for nearly a decade. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

by Gothic Miscreant October 13, 2023

pontiac blanket

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 11, 2020

pink pontiac

A big steaming pile of cock!

"I'm going to park my pink pontiac down that wench's abalone avenue".

by Thelastboyscout November 6, 2013

Pontiac G6

The world's most ok car used to be the way to get ladies, but not anymore

Person a I got a Pontiac G6
person b ok

by Jackofalltradesmasterofyourmom May 17, 2023

Camp Pontiac

A sleepaway camp primarily made up of queers and crybaby’s

“Dude look at that homo, I bet he goes to camp Pontiac”

by Jawn-0 January 22, 2023