Tom: "Where's Pongo?"
Sam: "I made him sit outside - he's uncool"
by Buster F October 16, 2006
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pronounced: Pong-GO

A friendly way of saying someone is a moron. Can be best applied to British or Australian people, as they have very ugly accents. As well as bald headed people.
"Shit man.... did you see that asshole cut me off? What a pongo."

"Peter Garret"
by ge_moneyz January 18, 2009
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anohter word for stupid
that's so pongo!
by bubba January 7, 2004
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Pingo-Pongo is what happens when a woman doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut. It usually happens when men are talking about man things such as being a man, doing ladies or living in the city. A woman then rudely interrupts by talking about knitting or something.
JOHN: Yes, I bought my most recent automobile for fifty grand.

EDDIE: Ooh that's sounds nice.

MARY:John the baby's on fire!

JOHN: What the fuck did you just say! Keep it down bitch!

EDDIE: Jeez I haven't seen a Pingo-Pongo like that since the seventies.
by Betty Jackson April 11, 2010
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a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke
"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"
by shawpainpleasure September 9, 2005
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Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.
Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.
by Jake Parkbench March 11, 2011
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