A Pond Protector is someone who obsessively protects a private or neighborhood pond. You will most likely see them spying on unrecongnised fishers or running a cars plates.
Person 1: That guy just kicked out another person from the pond!
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.
by nolany April 12, 2023