poncified

Blown out. Adding a few pounds to your frame. Heavier than normal.

Alfie, you look all poncified, blown out. You been eating the pies?

by billydickbags April 23, 2011

Poncified

To be over dressed 'as a ponce' especially if one is ordinarily rather conservative in dress. Applies mainly to men. Not a compliment but an observation, sometimes with negative connotations.
eg a man dressed in a suit and tie for a date or interview and wearing sftershave, when he normally dresses casually and is unshaven, is an example of someone who is 'poncified'.
See the film 'Alfie' starring Michael Caine, where the word is used.

Look at you all poncified. Where do you think you' re going? Buckingham Palace?

by HochmaMan December 8, 2009

Poncified

A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.

" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Poncify

To insert politics into other people’s non-political conversations.

That Christmas group text was great until he had to go and poncify it.

by Rz711 January 7, 2021