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1.
One that is unsure of saying hello to a Hippopotamus and therefore can only have an emotional relationship with himself because of the fear.
"Naaa, I don't wanna come on safari with you. Sorry."
"Geez, what a pomposexual."

Facebook Relationship Status: Pomposexual
by Manamoame June 27, 2010