Polyguberous 

1. The relationship between a fag hag (heterosexual woman who clienteles with homosexuals) and her numerous gusbands, also affectionately referred to as gubbies.

2. A force of nature so sharp of wit, cynicism, sarcasm, and calling shit what it is that the velocity of her displeasure with homophobic fucktards has caused Mormon missionaries to spontaneously combust immediately after the left side of their brains says to the right side "It's super dark in here, and we're about to die..."

Her: "One of my gusbands is away for the weekend."

Confused friend: "???"

Her: "I have two gubbies, I'm polyguberous."

Polyguberous by Mr. Faggot To You July 4, 2012

polygamerous 

One who wouldn't want to limit themselves to just one videogame at a time.

Friend 1: "Yeah, I've been working on my speedruns of Ocarina of Time and Minecraft recently."
Friend 2: "Bro, are you polygamerous?"

polygamerous by B Malnofski November 30, 2020