When you can't leave the house because you are so broke.
Rachel: Hey, wanna go out tonight?
Jessica: Sorry, I can't leave the house.
Rachel: Why? We don't have to worry about the 'rona anymore. The whole quarantine thing is over.
Jessica: Yeah, I know, but I' m broke. Th
is stupid inflation has me poorantined.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!