Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...
Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?
Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?
by Mazrb January 8, 2016
This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!
by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021