Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to
lie down and cuddle with someone you love.
Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive
work for at least 2 hours.
The
Golden Formula:
Good
Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis