When Ethan “pokeyparr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger
When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank
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To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man
Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most
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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
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A small but very uncomfortable pine or pike that has been lodged in between ones shirt and skin. Usually of the plant decent and are a lot of the time, discovered during sleep or slumber.
After John woke up an a sense of panic and after ripping off his sweat shirt and throwing it across the room, resulting in the zipper of the sweat shirt hitting him in the face. Soon he discovered that the culprit for his nighttime attacker was but a Pokey Stabby
by kittenmcsprinklez November 28, 2013
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Mikey is very pokey in the mornings, he likes to take his time drinking coffee and making breakfast before leaving for work.
by AnnWaffles October 16, 2019
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