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When you wipe your ass and there is a considerably large collection of poo on the toilet paper
Dude, you shoulda seen my poiter. It was freakin huge!
by The guy that did a poiter July 03, 2008
An Australian slang for the common name Peter. Usually in a form of endearment.
Awww I just had the best date with my Poiter. He is the nicest guy.

Friend 1: Oh you are dating Peter?
Friend 2: No, I'm dating Poiter!
by imadentist2 January 03, 2011