A disciple of Poism. A Poist is one that studies and learns from the Poist Deity.

How many Disciples of Po exist?
It is unknown, but their grows in secret. They lurk in many places. <(^_^)>
"The way of a Poist is like the wind swaying the bell of a cow that is drinking from a bubbling brook."
Becomes:
"The wind swaying a cow that is the brook bubbling from a bell"
by Gibz October 17, 2006
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A moist after coitus penis or vagina
I was poist, searching for a towel and a way out Narnia.
by DJ diddles April 16, 2015
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A myspace post so good it will make you moist.
by Flashtobin&jbella August 25, 2006
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a forum post with poise
"that was a nice poist"
by David called Cath this April 24, 2007
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an early 16th century demon that escaped hell only to haunt the ignorant and the simple minded
mapa poist came to my house and almost killed me
by Mapa Mapa Mapa Mapa September 4, 2018
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Post-coital moistness. Being filled with or covered in sexual fluids (such as semen).
Man, your mom was so poist after I was done with her last night.
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