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Dylan Pohl 

A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock.

Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.

One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.


In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.

His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"

To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
"Did you see Dylan Pohl's huge penis?"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"

"You can't handle the girth"

"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
Dylan Pohl by DrowningJesus April 8, 2013
Related Words

Pohleece 

A funnier way of saying 'police'. Generally used by people wanted by the police... or any wannabe gangsta who hears a police siren.
Wannabe: OH SHEET, It's da POHLEECE! Run for it!

Me: ..?
Pohleece by GangstAmber April 17, 2008

Pohlreich 

“A vy jste si nevšimli že máte v kuchyni pneumatiku?” - Zdeněk Pohlreich
Pohlreich by 42 lyvuju June 15, 2021
a clan of ninjas that survives today whose specialties are convincing you they're not a threat while secretly sleeping with your girlfriend and silent assassinations
"Dude, I think my girl is banging a Pohlman."
Pohlman by secretlyaninja October 25, 2009

The Pohlmeier Scream 

To utter a adrenaline forced and piercing cry flavoured with competitive madness to force others to pedal their legs to numbness
I was in peices. Then The Pohlmeier Scream shattered through the clouds. I then sprinted. Kept sprinting. And sprinted til I woke up a Floor Potato
A Term For A Terrible Fortnite Player, Or A Fortnite Player that is a "alt-girl". They Pull No Bitches at all.
That guy is a pohlaar, everything just adds up.

Imagine being a pohlaar, I could never be like that
Pohlaar by kalicobtww April 19, 2021