n. (-s) - an incorrect abbreviation for "episode" coined by improperly educated long island teens, usually in reference to DVD sets of t.v. shows (i.e. Friends, One Tree Hill, Grey's Anatomy).
v. (-d, -ing) - the act of watching an episode of such a t.v. show, usually only used in verb form with the phrase "pode it up".
"We watch way too much t.v. in our dorm room, we watched 9 podes of Friends so far today."
"Guys I need to relax, wanna pode it up?"
A penis with a chode on the tip of it, forming a 'T' shape. If someone has a pode, they are most likely forever alone and will stay a virgin their whole life because it simply can't fit, and if it did it would get stuck.
Dylan: OMG! Look at that guy!
Vitaly: HAHAHA! He has a pode!